hi im sam (he/it/that). sometimes i feel like a cafe cutie, but these days we’re more of a dive bar dirtbag. you know those blogs that promise to teach you something new? to make you a better person? this aint that. i can promise you that this blog right here will destroy your brain cells. you will be worse off for visiting and thats a threat!
follow at your own peril
I’m warning you!!! BEWARE!