beware!

here lie the poisonous thoughts of a queer that has been lovingly described as “a goblin,” “unhinged,” and “a menace.” it likes to read horror and sci-fi and will talk about nothing for hours on end if you let it.

from the crypts

dont follow too closely

meet the menace

heyo, im sam. that’s short for samalamadingdong (its a family name). much like an onion, if you leave me out in the sun, i get all brown and start sprouting little white hairs. you can find me drinking at dirty dive bars and dancing (if one could call it that) at local punk shows. if it werent for this site i would simply never shut the fuck up. read more